this is my blog... irregularly updated just like everything else on this stupid godforsaken site...
I like men as a concept, like when theyre a rockstar or someone I don't know but the second an actual guy shows up i'm like uh. maybe not...
I feel like girls have more actual irl appeal than men. sure if 1980s slash showed up and asked me to marry him i'd prob say yes, but i didnt realize people actually felt genuine attraction to men instead of thinking of them like a fictional character or something. it's like when men don't like women who dont look like sydney sweeny but, like,.. the opposite? idk men are like pokemon to me. I have a man hyperfixation. but then dating one would be like dating a pokemon, which ig some people out there are into, but not me.
women on the other hand are awesome and tangible.
im coming up with a new label called biconceptual lesbian. idk
ive been watching riverdale for a while and i stopped around june at s2 ep 10 and i recently got back into it. Ive had a jughead jones poster above my bed for a long time so i felt like i should at least finish the show and HOLY MOLY.... i forgot how insane it is. crazy that cole sprouse has made it this far without ever kissing a man btw. i know (SPOILER) they end up in a polycule in the end, but the directors or whatever were too scared of jarchie to do anything. i promise the fujoshis would have EATEN THAT UP OMG... if you want your show to be popular you need to find the teen girl on tumblr target demographic. once they twinkify jughead nothing can stop that cash influx. idk what im sayingggg also dark betty is hilarious.
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how i've been moving lately
so i had an awesome original idea to list lost boys characters as songs.
Sam Emerson - 'Hip to be Square' by Huey Louis and the News
Michael Emerson - '(Don't Fear) The Reaper' by Blue Oyster Cult
Star - 'Jennifer's Body' by Hole
David - 'Rebel Yell' by Billy Idol
Paul - 'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead
Dwayne - 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap' by AC/DC
Marko - 'Dude (Looks Like a Lady)' by Aerosmith
tahts all i got for now goodnight.
ughhh I have just been drawing jungle boy nonstop! hes so wiggly like his lines are all smooth and whatever and his face is big and his eyes are soulful... when I look at him I know he's the next white man I will be drawing in all of my margins! last one was paul mccartney, and before that it was mikey way, and before that it was bill s preston.
I should definitely post some of my jungle boy doodles soon.
ALSO.... HIS NEW MATCH WITH MOX???? jack is def sooo concussed after that omg. i was wincing watching it bc like that was not neccessary. punching jack and then showing the crowd the blood on ur fist?? whatttttt also! HE LICKED JUNGLE BOYS BLOOD OFF HIS FOREHEAD OMGGGGG AND THEN TRIED TO PIN HIM USING THESNARE TRAP??????? JUST DISRESPECTFUL!!!! HE DID NOT NEED TO PULL JB'S LUSCIOUS LOCS LIKE THATTTTTTTT
and then he called jack a good boy butthatsbesidesthepoint
ANYWAY!!! crazzzyyyyy match wtf the way he locked in at the end w the elbow drive and the flips and only to still lose!!! and the middle fingers and getting up in mox's face AND HE ALMOST WON!!! I thought for sure he had him w the snare trap but no he got choked to death. send him to the nurses office immediately good lord
not the focus but they also killed speedball mike bailey like they did not deserve all that. big fan of mjf being the worst person ever but still respecting their pronouns lol
notable quotes:
"I did more damage to kenny omega than diverticulitis ever could."
"I'm gonna let these two twinks battle it out."
pssst... watch the match here!
WARNING- Discussion of gore
i wasn't gonna post any of my hcs for the lost boys because i thought it would be cringe but then I realized i can be as cringe as i want on my own website bc who genuinely gafs.
ok for starters i'm completely ignoring whatever ali said abt how he thinks the boys got turned and am now making up my own lore. Marko (longtime readers will know he's my favorite) atleast in the movie is so trans coded its insane so ofc im carrying that over into the musical. I like to think he was turned right around the 1920s and was a part of the sufferagist movement bc he didn't know he was a boy yet and thought he was just a feminist. Also he prob wanted to wear bloomers. anyway i think his family is italian immigrants to NYC and he ended up hitchhiking to california over a few months dressed like a boy. then he met david, who marko opened up to and they did diy top surgery right before david turned him so that it would heal :3 trans affirming vampirism/lycanthropy is very important to me. they get him testosterone through blood ofc.
We know david himself was turned by max, the head vampire. I think that max was a member of the gentry in like 1820s england, and was a vampire secretly when he travelled with a few servants to california. david was one of them and was supposed to just be sustenence, but was strong enough to have survived (?) and been made a vampire. He ofc ran away from max but needed to stay around human settlements to hunt as he soon found out. so they just kind of mutually avoided each other.
in 1848, 20ish years after david was turned he realized he lwk wasnt aging and kind of just accepted it. he didnt have any friends and was lonely :( so he found dwayne when he came to california because of the gold rush and seduced him before turning him into a VAMPIRE!!! david was kind of just hoping it would work so they were happy when it did. Dwayne eventually forgave him and they terrorized santa carla until marko came along.
paul i think would come over around the 60s with a rock n' roll band, mostly bc i read a fic where they need a drummer so they turn him. i think it would be satisying for him to get revenge on people who wronged him bc he's kind of silent. Also, rock music and especially black music groups started to gain a lot of popularity at that time.
ok those are my thoughts for the vamps! this is just a timeline of events tho i may write abt the emotions/make a fic at some point.... who knows..........
anyways here are the song recs. So long and goodnight.
feeling like a chud rn
ok ok my webpage rn is notttt super aesthetically pleasing and i want to change that. im thinking of going for a slime theme? like i feel like i need to have a theme and slime just fits. like who else is doing slime? nobody! plus i can join the leakyring w slime... big things are coming!
So for divs i think i could make them green and have like a dripping texture underneath, which shouldn't be too hard for my feeble little mind to comprehend and code. For text headers i need to find a drippy font, but honestly i want to use comic sans for everything else! i would have a green theme w blinkies and stamps, or just put a green filter which ive seen people do. i would call it the slimezone.
EDIT: ABSOLUTELY MONUMENTAL I HAVE NOW FIGURED OUT THE Z AXIS I AM UNSTOPPABLE
ok ok ive been going off the deep end with billy idol (maybe because he looks like david lost boys... shhh) and i really love his style of music. so far my fav songs are 'Hot in the City' and 'Sweet sixteen'.
click here to listen to 30-second clips of my favs (im lwk a poser rn dont bully me)
hes lowkey fine like the little thing he does when he curls his lip...!
LIKE HWAT...... 
more rockstars need to be androgynous little punks! gerard way got the message but what about everyone else??? to get me to listen to your music you need to captivate me and mr. idol captivated me with his impish good looks and cringe personality!!!! and his hair and bizarre thing for stilletos!!
and also he makes good music!
ok ok i'm typing this at the library while taking a break from 10 PAGES OF NOTES... seriously who invented cornell notes? the devil?? I also picked up some SICK new cds from the library- metallica and elton john greatest hits, motorhead: the manticore tapes, and the yellow submarine songtrack.
but now into the meat and potatoes of today's entry... THE LOST BOYS FULL OBC RECORDING JUST CAME OUT!!!!! those who are day one fans of me know that i just LOVE the Lost Boys, and also musicals, so this was like the second coming of christ to me (after the lost boys/monster high collab that was... questionable at the very least.)
(seriously, what's going on with that cone?? do they know there are girls in the lost boys???)
ok at this point i have wasted like 30+ mins of work time to type this all out. thank you for reading and, in case i don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!
dear diary, i finally got a cd player! so now I can actually play cds instead of trying to start them on my family's ANCIENT macbook. ok now what you're here for: song recs!!! (YES i know im an old lady shut up)
click here to listen to 30-second clips of each song!
Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
(Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
Mother Of Pearl - Roxy Music
Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) - Looking Glass
Dance Macabre - Ghost
She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals
Clean Sheets - Descendants
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC
Ace of Spades - Motorhead
Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue
How Bizarre - OMC
Spiderwebs - No Doubt
so i'm starting to get interested in AEW (All Elite Wrestling) SPECIFICALLY due to tacodemuerte (insta)/bananaboi (yt). I just love their artstyle and they are a MAJOR inspiration to me, so I finally sat down to watch their 3+ hour video on JUNGLE BOY!!! (aka Jack Perry, aka Scapegoat, etc.) And idk what it is but that man has a CHOKEHOLD on me rn for some reason like theres something about him that is just so obsessable? like he was a gimmick wrestler whos lwk tiny compared to a lot of the main wrestlers and his whole thing was he came from the jungle and had limited knowledge of society (hence the name 'Jungle Boy.') AND HE HAS A DINOSAUR!!!! The dinosaur's name is Luchasaurus and he is a herbivore with a masters degree.
(my beautiful princess with a disorder)
so Jungle Boy was part of the AEW tag-team Jurassic Express with himself, Luchasaurus and Marko Stunt. I've been doing some research and watching matches and omg it's so good! This is one of those things where it's not really intended for the audience it has, which is a lot of teenage girls on tumblr for some reason :P also i made this blinkie of him! feel free to steal :3
he's also so fun to draw?? maybe i just like drawing that SPECIFIC level of curly hair because i draw Ray Toro a lot too and they have similar hairstyles. also he's like a girl to me! he is made for the ME gaze! the worms have infested my brain and i am going jungle crazy! it's like Beatlemania (which i also have) but wrestling... Wrestlemania, perhaps... nevertheless I persist!
Click here for Bananaboi's yt and here for my favorite video (the jungle boy one!)