BEFORE YOU ENTER...

This website is intended to work on 1280 × 631 viewports bc it was rendered on my cheap laptop.

contains flashing imagery/gifs, swearing, horror topics/discussions, music that shouldn't autoplay but does sometimes and i can't figure out how to fix it, queer topics, teenage hormones (GENERAL 14+ STUFF), the color green, rambling, html incompetence, objectification of male rockstars and pro wrestlers, vampires, old lady shit, werewolves, broken links, generally cringy blog posts, and toxic chemicals known in the state of ohio to cause gelatinous growths.

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no, i hate puppies